Can you really swipe, click, match, wink your way to true love?
This week, we shine the spotlight on Facebook.
This week, we shine the spotlight on Facebook. And yes, I realize that Facebook is not a dating site per se, but I’m confident that more that a few people have contracted HPVfrom correspondences born on the “social media” site.
This week I found out if the social utility .com can be used to quell the relentless loneliness that haunts us all.
Actually, I scored a date with Russell Brand by pm’ing him. Well that was MySpace over a decade ago. But whatevs.
HOT TO NOT RATIO: Better than most dating sites.
BEST PICK UP LINE: “Can I offer you some roofie flavored Kombucha?’
WORST PICK UP LINE: “Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?”*
(Best and worst are interchangeable)*
NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 12
When I told Fatt I had nominated him as my “Hottest Guy,” he seemed ambivalent about the process.
His Approach/Chat Up Line: Are you a lesbian?
Conversation Skills/Rapport: He’s actually fucking hilarious, which makes me think he has fugly Jewish roommate who does all his texting for him.
Closing Skills: Totally frenched Britney Spears in the Toxic video, which is where I got that cheesy line.*