#bumble | #tinder | #pof First Date Horror Stories

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This McDouchebag:

“Many years ago, I matched with a guy on OkCupid. His first comment to me was, ‘If we hit it off, and we will, we can’t go back to my place because I live with my mum and she thinks I’m a virgin.’ We had an OK date but then he insisted we go for a walk. He dragged me into a dark spot on the path, literally stuck his tongue down my throat, and then licked the side of my face. He then purred, ‘My dick is massive, isn’t it?’ followed by ‘You must be so sex-deprived because most guys won’t date fat chicks. I bet you can’t wait to ride my beer-can dick.’ To cap it off, he said, ‘I’m a McDonald’s manager. I can get your ass even fatter. You like that?'”

—tessaf4ffba4ed4


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