It’s hard enough for real humans to survive the throes of online dating, so you can only imagine how difficult it would be for a Disney character. In fact, some of them might be better suited for a happily ever after in the single lane. (Yeah, we’re looking at you Jafar.)
While Disney has provided us with ample fairytales and sweeping, romantic gestures, all of those unrealistic expectations aren’t meant for the real world. The challenges of modern romance have been further complicated thanks in large part to online dating. Clearly, there are plenty of creepers on the Internet and in the Disney canon as well.
So what would it look like if Disney characters entered the world of online dating? Well, you are in luck because we imagined how those crazy scenarios could potentially play out. Check them out below and then hit the comments to dish and discuss all of your feelings.
1. Prince Charming and Cinderella
Just because you’re a prince doesn’t mean you’re well mannered or a good listener. Poor Cinderella is in for a rude awakening.
2. The Beast
If there was anyone who would go into full Catfish-mode, it would definitely be The Beast. Not even surprised.
This raven-haired beauty is so over shady John Smith and his false promises. In fact, Pocahontas is ready to paint her single life with the colors of the wind!
Life’s full of tough choices and so are Ursula’s romantic endeavors. Miss thang may sizzle under the sea, but it’s a whole different game on the shore.
When it comes to being grimy, Gaston’s got it down to a science. Of course, he also knows how to take a killer profile pic.
6. Maleficent and Jafar
Poor Maleficent is totally unlucky in the romance department, and Jafar should just stick to what he’s good at: Cackling like a lunatic and kicking it back with Iago.