Infidelity has been the death of far too many marriages to count. The hurt feelings and what not can be simply too much to overcome, and anything that was left of the relationship can quickly fall apart. This unidentified man realized that his wife was running around on him, but he had an awfully peculiar reaction. As AWM shares, he decided to leave a note for his wife’s new beau.
“To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife,” his letter began.
Hubby cuts right to the chase and lets the man that is sleeping with his know that all is well if he can just handle a few things for him.
“You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you,” the letter continues.
That’s just one of many gems that hubby throws in there, and it’s pretty clear he has some hidden talents as a comedy writer. Perhaps he can pursue that with his newfound free time.
“P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer,” the letter concludes.
No word on whether this was the end of things – or if the new beau replied back. The look on his wife’s face must have been priceless while she was reading some of these zingers. You’ll definitely want to check the rest of them out – but hopefully, you’ll never have to use any of them yourself.