An hour into playing the video game “Baldur’s Gate 3” with my husband, we’d already broken the first and probably most ignored rule of “Dungeons & Dragons”: Never split the party.
Separated on opposite ends of a crypt after an unfortunate incident with a trap that set a room ablaze, we had no idea how to get our team — including his gnome monk and my elven cleric — back together without killing us all.
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