#onlinedating | 29 Funny Quotes About Dating That Making Love A Laughing Matter | #bumble | #tinder | #pof

10. “You wanna be a grown-*ss woman? Stop dating skaters. They’re sexy on the outside, malt liquor on the inside.” — Ali Wong

11. “There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.” Bianca from 10 Things I Hate About You

12. “Do you have like a first date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know, a pair of cargo pants?” — Leslie Knope

13. “I already feel fed up with boys and I haven’t even had anything to do with them yet.” — Georgia from Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

14. “He was so good at texting but our real conversations vexed me.” — The Prettiots

15. “One guy said he ‘used to be in a band.’ I was like, ‘that’s not an occupation.’” — Julie Klausner

16. “Save a boyfriend for a rainy day — and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” — Mae West

17. “To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.” — Foxy Brown

18. “When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.” — Tina Fey.

19. “It’s the 21st century. I don’t need an alpha male to protect me. I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.” —Whitney Cummings

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