Jose Canseco is on the lookout for love, and if you act quickly, you may be able to get a speed date with the former Oakland A’s MVP.
Back in the late 1980s and early 1990s, Jose Canseco was essentially the king of the world. Men wanted to be him, and women wanted to be with him. He was a superstar unlike few others, the first player in MLB history to hit 40 homers and steal 40 bases in the same season and seemingly destined for the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately, his career peaked early, and he never continued that arc.
However, anyone that had pined over Canseco and his bulging biceps all those years ago has a chance to make good on their fantasy. He is looking for love, and is taking applications to do some speed dating.
Quite frankly, this needs to be a reality show. Canseco needs to be on television with a camera crew following his every move, watching him as he goes through his day to day routine. Such a show would be utterly fascinating.
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The same would be said about any possible date with the former All Star and MVP. Given Canseco’s interests in virtually everything on this planet, and across space and time, there will never be a lack of conversation. It is just a matter of trying to keep up with his brilliance.
One also never knows who could show up during these dates, or if things progress further. Canseco is in touch with aliens after all, who have taught him the secrets of traveling through time and space. And he is close friends with Bigfoot, allowing any cryptid fanatic with the chance of a lifetime.
Every so often, there is an opportunity that seems far too good to be real. This is one of them, where Jose Canseco is looking to find people to go on a speed date with. Fortunately for all of us, this is the real deal – Canseco is looking for love and wants to meet the right person.
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Jose Canseco is a former All Star and MVP, someone who made his mark in baseball history. Maybe, with this plan, he will find the MVP of his heart.