Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend | #tinder | #pof

What’s happening: Tonight, Mercury, the planet of communication, forms a supportive sextile to Uranus, planet of surprises, and there’s a lunar eclipse in Sagittarius—the first Sagittarius eclipse in nearly a decade! On Saturday, the Sun squares off with Mars, the planet of aggression and libido, and on Thursday, the Sun makes another harsh square, this time to Neptune, the planet of illusions and mysteries.

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What that means:

Aries

This is a communication-heavy week for you, Aries, and unfortunately, it’s not the best time for your love life. Instead of hotties sliding into your DMs, your Tinder matches are sliding out of them. You might get ghosted, or your boo might ask for a break. It’s easy to feel discouraged after all of this, I know, but listen, Aries—your sign is named after the Roman god of war. You never give up without a fight. I’m not saying you need to start an argument (please don’t), but your relationship is worth saving, you’re more than capable of rising to the occasion. If someone did you dirty and left you on read, you’re allowed to ask them what’s up. If your partner is trying to distance themselves from you, go ahead and ask them why. Even if things end up totally not in your favor, you’re at least able to get closure and start to move on after this week.

Taurus

If you’re crushing hard or dying to pop the question to your partner, now’s the time, Taurus. You’re not the best at starting major conversations, but you also never give up until you get what you want, and this weekend’s astro-weather is pushing you to do just that! The supportive connection between Mercury and Uranus (which, BTW, is in your sign) tonight is enabling you to shake sh*t up and put yourself out there for a change, instead of just waiting around for your crush to approach you first. It’s enhancing your libido and helping you feel empowered to flex your dominant side. Careful, though—people aren’t used to you being such a mover and shaker, so they may feel caught off guard. As long as you’re making sure that you and the other person are both having a good time, this can be a weekend full of fun, Taurus!

Gemini

This is a critical weekend for you, Gemini. The lunar eclipse tonight is occurring in your opposite sign, Sagittarius, meaning that there’s a direct emphasis on your relationships. You’re one of the signs least afraid to speak your mind, but any hidden feelings (especially the not-so-nice ones like jealousy, rage, or resentment) you’ve kept from your partner are coming to the surface. Find a calm, easygoing way to talk it out (AKA don’t bring up every issue from the past year all at once) If your S.O. blows up on you first, however, try your best to prevent a screaming competition. If you’re single and tired of your crush not hitting you up, or maybe someone you’re not into won’t stop hitting you up, you need to avoid lashing out at them, too. This astro-weather makes it easy for you to come off as over-the-top in all the wrong ways. Arguments are almost guaranteed (and breakups are highly likely, too) if you don’t think before speaking. So try to be diplomatic. Listen just as much (if not more) than you speak. If your love life is skating on thin ice, you might fall through this weekend, but if you’re able to navigate these eclipse conflicts, then your relationship will be much, much stronger.

Cancer

Tonight has the potential to be pretty action-packed and fun! The supportive sextile between Mercury (which is in your sign!) and Uranus is helping you to shoot your shot, put yourself out there, and start new, exciting things in your love life—yay! This might mean you super-like someone on Tinder and immediately get your flirt on, or it could mean that you try something new in bed and have a mind-blowing time with your boo. Basically, there are some surprises (the good kind) in store for you, and it’s important that you take advantage of the auspicious astro-weather now, because the rest of the week finds you feeling even more introverted than usual. For the rest of the week, all the cosmic action in the stars is occurring in your chart’s twelfth house, which governs hidden things and secrets. My advice? Take a risk, leave your comfort zone, and start something exciting tonight that you can take on and play with for the rest of the week.

Leo

You’re being urged to take a serious look at your love life this weekend, Leo. Maybe you’re dating someone new—are you being safe and distancing yourself appropriately while still having fun sending sexts? Are you boo’d up with someone who supports and uplifts you? Or are you just sticking with them for the good sex, cute IG photos, or simply because they’re super-hot? This week’s astro-weather is urging you to ask yourself if you’re with this person for the right reasons. If your relationship/situationship is healthy, this can be a thrilling week full of hotter-than-hot action and oodles of romance… but if there’s anything unhealthy about your ‘ship (shady behavior, someone telling lies, someone keeping secrets) then your love life will start to feel the pressure.

Virgo

Tonight’s great for making new connections, Virgo, so if you’re single and ready to mingle, open up those dating apps, and start swiping! Uranus, the planet of surprises, is connecting with your fav planet Mercury, which governs communication, so some delightful new contacts are practically guaranteed to come your way. The rest of the week is critical for developing your love life, whether you’re single or not. Saturday finds you at odds with your crush/FWB/partner about your relationship status—it appears as if you two have different ideas about your ‘ship. You might think you had a one-time fling, but they’re expecting to see you again (or vice versa), or maybe you think your current ‘ship is perfect just how it is, but your partner thinks that there are a ton of issues (or vice versa). This week’s weird astro-weather makes it easy to fight, but if you can show an eagerness to openly, clearly communicate, then you can avoid trouble. The drama makes a surprise reappearance on Thursday, though, and the same sentiments apply—be straightforward, be a good communicator (which means listening just as much as you speak), and be open.

Libra

NGL, Libra, next week’s cosmic action is not doing a ton for your love life… other than tonight’s Mercury/Uranus sextile, that is. This sextile can open up space for some surprisingly intimate experiences between you and another person, but only if you’re willing to be real with them. People say all Libras are superficial, and that’s not true, but they’re great at acting superficial—you can flirt, f*ck, and fool around with anyone effortlessly, but to have the erotic, romantic, sensual experiences suggested by tonight’s astro-weather, you have to put in a bit of effort! You love love, Libra. You’re literally the sign of relationships, but to get that sense of partnership you want, you have to open up. If you want to DTR with someone you’ve been seeing or have a thrilling connection (in or out of bed) with your partner, then tell the other person how you feel! After that, you can sit back and watch your love life blossom.

Scorpio

Ask anyone to describe your sign in one word and almost every single response would be, “intense”—but this next week’s astro-weather is intense enough that even you might have a tough time keeping up! It starts off easy enough, with a gentle connection between Mercury and Uranus that allows you to make new connections or level up an existing ‘ship. But tomorrow’s Sun/Mars square fires up your libido while simultaneously making you feel as if the other person wants nothing to do with you. How dramatic! The way you handle this problem determines the outcome of the rest of your week. If you stick to your tendencies as a fixed sign and insist that you get what you want, you’ll only end up widening the gap. But if you drop your ego and let go of your stubbornness, then your relationship can survive this bump in the road, even if it means that you’re dealing with your level 100 horniness levels by yourself (wink, wink). This story continues with the Sun/Neptune square on Thursday—if you got caught up in arguments, the end of your week is filled with fights, arguments, or even a breakup. But if you were able to wait out the drama, then you’ll find that your week is ending with deep, romantic, intimate experiences.

Sagittarius

It’s an emotional week for you, Sagittarius. The first lunar eclipse in your sign in nearly a decade is occurring tonight, bringing you to an emotional climax in your relationship. Any hidden feelings of resentment, jealousy, rage, guilt, or secrets are coming out this weekend, so buckle up! At its best, this eclipse can make it so that you finally confess your feelings to your crush (or they do!), but at its worst, this eclipse can go deep and dig up sh*t from the past. You have a reputation for being (sometimes brutally) honest, but eclipses are dramatic, Sagittarius—it’s important that you try to be as diplomatic as you can. Your sign is the zodiac’s archetypal teacher—you love to share what you know, but you may come off as preachy, which is why it’s so important to be cautious this weekend. Try playing the role of the “student” this weekend. Listen to your partner. Pay attention to their wants and needs, and if they suggest something new they want to try, give it a whirl. Just expressing a willingness to compromise will do wonders for your love life.

Capricorn

This week is not the most exciting for your love life, Capricorn—as a matter of fact, almost every single major transit is pulling your focus to your job! Gross! That being said, the one astrological event that doesn’t focus on work is happening tonight. It’s a positive connection between Mercury and Uranus, and it highlights your chart’s seventh and fifth houses, which rule relationships and love/sex, respectively. So even though this week is a total drag, tonight can be a ton of fun! If you’re single, the Mercury/Uranus sextile allows you to feel confident enough to hit up your crush or slide into your latest Tinder match’s DMs. If you’re casually dating someone, you’re able to start that critical “what are we?” convo without feeling nervous. If you’re boo’d up, you’re ready to open a discussion about the future of your relationship and start making productive, exciting changes to your love life. Variety is, as they say, the spice of life, and this brief yet exciting transit is helping you to heat up your love life, try new things (or people!) in and out of the bedroom, and just simply have fun with someone you love!

Aquarius

This is an action-packed week for your love life, Aquarius. Gemini season’s vibes are helping your chart’s fifth house, which governs romance, sex, fun, and creativity, have a massive glow up—and all of this Gemini-y cosmic action is receiving some pretty intense energy from the other planets now. The Sun square Mars tomorrow fills you with an urgent need to spice up your love life—you’re feeling supes romantic, not to mention hornier than ever, but you’re finding it tough to share your affection. It’s feels like you’re actively facing resistance from the other person! Not cool. If you’re boo’d up, this weekend’s astro-drama is just a minor speed bump, but if you’re in a casual situationship, don’t hesitate to open up your fav dating apps and start swiping until you find someone who does want to have fun with you—and keep ‘em around! Come Thursday, when the Sun squares off with Neptune, your FWB (the one that was killing your vibe over the weekend) comes back, but they’re trying to play things cool and act like nothing happened. If you think that they’re not gonna play you like they did over the weekend again, well, think again. Pay attention to how others treat you this week, and when they show their true colors, believe them.

Pisces

Tonight’s astro-weather isn’t complicated at all, Pisces. At its core, the Mercury/Uranus sextile happening right now really just wants you to have some freakin’ fun! You tend to just float along through life and take whatever the universe sends your way, but now’s the time to stop, think about who/what you want for your love life, and find a way to get it. Be flirtatious! Text your crush! Send sexy snaps to your boo! Do whatever you can to spice up your love life this weekend, because the rest of the week makes life (especially at home) such a huge focus that you barely have any time for fun and games.

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