This one’s pretty obscure—and hasn’t yet been explained, at least publicly. For about six minutes during an airing of the documentary Mayday: Head-on Collision on Australia’s Channel 7, the audio was replaced by an eerie loop of an unseen American saying “Jesus Christ, help us all, Lord. Fuck.” Footage of the event is hard to find, but thankfully, someone caught the bizarre event and uploaded it to YouTube at the time.
The unsatisfying conclusion to the story is that the network involved just brushed things off. “It was a technical glitch due to an audio problem with the tape,” a spokesperson told one local outlet after hundreds of concerned Australians dialed in asking what the hell they’d just watched. “The line actually is ‘Jesus Christ one of the Navarines’ and this is from the documentary.” Uh huh. Sure thing, guys.
